Real Name: Chris
What do you do: Funky bass, Vocals, King of Disco
Age: Older than you, but younger than your mama
Funkytown: LA (lower Akron, Ohio)
Favorite Beverage: Ice cold Miller Lite and a shot of Uncle Jim Beam
Favorite Food: Hot sausage sandwich at Kim's Pig Wagon in Columbus at 3:00 am
Hobbies: Hat collecting, inventing new dance steps, corporate acquisitions.
Favorite Color: Whatever color I'm wearing...
Favorite TV Show: Price is Right!
Favorite Actor: Fred Sanford
Influences: Blind Mellon Chitlin, Donald Trump,Steam Donkeys, Mosquito Bitten Bastards, David Soul
Previous Work: Played bass in Firehouse, CEO of Fortune 500 company.
Favorite INFERNO Moment: Being properly compensated for
passing out DISCO INFERNO mardis gras beads